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Ladko Aur Ladkiyo Ke Dimag Mein Kya Chalta Hai?


Maine Ladko Aur Ladkiyon Ke Dimag Mein Kya Chalta Hai Iske Baare Mein Detail Mein Research Kari Aur Ye Total Nikaala.

Female Brain:
10% – Jewellery
30% – Shopping
25% – Money
20% – Enjoyment
14% – Kitchen Care
1% – Deni Hai

Male Brain:
96% – Leni Hai
1% – Kaise Leni Hai
1% – Kiski Leni Hai
1% – Kab Leni Hai

Laughing

Achhi Aur Buri Ladki Mein Farak

Good Girl Ghar Ja Kar Soti Hai Aur Bad Girl So Kar Ghar Jati Hai.

Good Girl Mandir Jati Hai Aur Bad Girl Mandir Ke Pichhe Jati Hai.

Good Girl Bolti Hai “Dinner Ke Liye Shukriya”, Bad Girl Bolti Hai “Subha Nashte Mein Kya Hai”

Good Girls Loosen A Few Buttons When It’s Hot, Bad Girls Make It Hot By Loosening A Few Buttons.

Good Girls Never Consider Sleeping With The Boss, Bad Girls Never Do Either, Unless He’s Very, Very Rich.

Good Girls Say, “No, Bad Girls Say, “When n Where?”

Good Girls Only Own One Credit Card And Rarely Use It, Bad Girls Only Own One Bra And Rarely Use It.

Good Girls Blush During Love Scenes In A Movie. Bad Girls Know They Could Do It In Better Way.

Good Girls Think They’re Not Fully Dressed Without A Strand Of Pearls. Bad Girls Think They’re Fully Dressed With Just A Strand Of Pearls.

Good Girls Wax Their Floors. Bad Girls Wax Their Bikini Lines.

Good Girls Wear High Heels To Work. Bad Girls Wear High Heels To Bed.



आशाराम बापू जेल में खाने के लिए जहाँ खड़े होते हैं..
लाइन वही से शुरू होती है..
क्युकी उनके आगे खड़ा होने का रिस्क कोई नहीं लेना चाहता..


लड़का – डार्लिंग कितनी मेहँगाई बढ़ गयी है ना ! छोटी छोटी चीज़ भी खरीदना मुश्किल हो रहा है..!!
लड़की – आज फिर तुम मेरी गांड मारोगे,
कंडोम नही ख़रीदा होगा
Shadi Shuda Mardo Ke Jeevan Ki Sachyai

Mai Apne Doston ko Samjha Rahe Tha:

“Shadi Shuda Purush Ka Jivan Belt Ke Buckel Jaisa Hota Hai.

Samne Bahut Sare Chhed Hote Hai Lekin Har Roz Ek Hi Chhed Mein Dalna Hota Hai.”

Master Ho To Aisa


College Mein Ek Master Lecture Ke Doran Sex Ki Baatein Karne Lag Jaata Tha.

Ladkiyo Ne Is Cheez Se Tang Aakar Ek Din Faisala Kiya Ki Agar Kal Fir Se Aisa Hua To Wo Class Chhod Kar Chali Jayengi,

Master Ko Kisi Tarah Se Is Baat Ka Pata Chal Gaya,

Agle Din Usne Aram Se Lecture Shuru Kiya, Aur Achanak Bola.

Master: “Tumhe Pata Hai Ki France Mein Randiyo Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai”

Ladkiyo Ne Ek Dusare Ko Dekha Aur Darwaze Se Bahar Jane Lagi,

Ye Dekh Ke Master Hansa Aur Bola.

Master: “Beth Jao – Beth Jao, Kal Tak Koi France Ki Flight Nahi Hai“

Kaam Aur Biwi Ko Door Door Rakhe

Ek Baar Ek Aurat Badi Pareshaan Hoke Doctor Ke Paas Gayi, Aur Boli

Aurat: “Doctor Sahab, Main Jab Bhi Subah Uthti Hoon, Meri Thighs Pe Bahaut Saari Lines Bani Hoti Hai. Zara Dekhiye To Kahi Kuch Serious Problem To Nahi.”

Doctor Use Kapde Utar Ke Letne Ko Bolta Hai, Kafi Der Tak Uski Thighs Ko Check Karke Pucha.

Doctor: “Tumhare Pati Kya Kaam Karte Hai?”

Aurat: “Carpenter Hai.”

Doctor: “Uss Bhosdi Wale Ko Bol Ki Raat Ko Vagina Chatne Se Pehle Kaan Se Pencil Hata Liya Kare.”

Kya Mila Hai Kabhi Kisi Ko Aisa Gift

Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Ek Gift Manga.

Girlfriend Ne Use Choot Ka Ek Baal De Diya.

Ladka Wo Baal Le Kar Sunaar Ke Paas Gaya Aur Kaha: “Ye Chaandi Ke Box Mein Saja Ke Do”

Sunaar Ne Do Din Ka Time Diya.

Do Din Baad Jab Ladka Baal Lene Aaya To Sunaar Ne Puchha: “Ye Kisi Bade Sadhu-Sant Ka Baal Hai?”

Ladka: “Ye Sant Ka Nahi Meri Girlfriend Ki Choot Ka Baal Hai”

Sunaar Ye Sunte Hi Gusse Se Paagal Hoke Bola: “Behen Ke Lode, Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya, Hum Sab Ghar Walon Ne 3-3 Baar Dho Ke Piya Hai“

Mother Of Misunderstanding

We All Have Misunderstanding In Our Life. But Sometime Its Past Beyond Our Imagination, That Is What Happened With Mrs. Kapoor. You Will Die Laughing.
One Day A Mrs. Kapoor Called Her Husband And Told Him,

Mrs. Kapoor: “I Have Great News. I’m A Month Overdue. I Think We’re Going To Have A Baby. The Doctor Gave Me A Test Today, But Until We Find Out For Sure, We Can’t Tell Anybody.”

The Next Day, Mrs. Kapoor Receives A Telephone Call From Reliance Energy Because The Electricity Bill Has Not Been Paid.

Reliance Officer: “Am I Speaking To Mrs. Kapoor?”

Mrs. Kapoor: “Yes, Speaking.”

Reliance Officer: “You’re A Month Overdue, You Know.”

Mrs. Kapoor Got Shocked, And Asked,

Mrs. Kapoor: “How Do You Know?”

Reliance Officer: “Well Ma’am, It’s In Our Files!”

Mrs. Kapoor: “What Are You Saying? It’s In Your Files. But How?”

Reliance Officer: “We Have A System Of Finding Out Who’s Overdue Ma’am.”

Mrs. Kapoor Was Even More Shocked Now.

Mrs. Kapoor: “Oh God. This Is Too Much.”

Relaince Officer: “Madam, I Am Sorry. I Am Just Following Orders. I Have To Inform That You Are Overdue.”

Mrs. Kapoor: “I Know That. Let Me Talk To My Husband About This Tonight. He Will Speak To Your Company Tomorrow.”

That Night, Mrs. Kapoor Tells Her Husband About The Incident, And He, Mad As A Bull, Rushes To The Reliance Office The Next Morning.

Mr. Kapoor: “What’s Going On? You Have It On File That My Wife Is A Month Overdue? What Business Is That Of Yours?”

Reliance Officer: “Just Calm Down Sir. It’s Nothing Serious. All You Have To Do Is Pay Us.”

Mr. Kapoor: “Pay You? And If I Refuse?”

Relaince Officer: “Well, In That Case, Sir, We’d Have No Option But To Cut Yours Off.”

Mr. Kapoor Got Really Scared.

Mr. Kapoor: “And What Would My Wife Do Then?”

Reliance Officer: “Well, I Don’t Know. I Guess She’d Have To Use A Candle.”
Karod Pati Se Arab Pati Bana Diya Biwi Ne


Vese Hai To Ye Ek Joke, Par Agar Aap Log Iske Ander Chupe Message Ko Follow Karo To Aap Bhi Arabpati Ban Hi Sakte Ho, Arab Pati Na Ban Sake To Ek Ache Pati To Jarur Ban Jaoge.
Ek Seth Bada Hi Karodpati Tha, Par Achanak Business Mein Kisi Karan Se Nuksaan Hone Se Vo Dheere Dheere Kangaal Hone Laga

Ek Din Esa Aya Ki Jab Seth Ko Laga Ki Ab Vakiye Hi Unki Haalat Bahut Khasta Hone Wali Hai To Biwi Ke Pas Gaya Aur Sir Jhuka Ke Bola.

Seth: “Golu Ki Maa, Ek Buri Khabar Hai, Ab Hum Ameer Nahi Rahe, Sab Brabaad Ho Gaya, Dhandha Chopat Ho Gaya Aur Hum Jaldi Hi Sadak Pe Ane Wale Hai”

Biwi Ne Ye Suna To Pahle Hairan Hui, Fir Sadme Mein Aa Gayi, Par Achanak Se Uske Chehre Pe Rangat Aa Gayi Aur Seth Se Boli.

Biwi: “Seth Ji, Ghabrao Mat”

Seth: “Kyu?”

Biwi Ne Uska Hath Pakda, Car Mein Bithaya Aur Ek Bahut Bade Shopping Mall Ke Bahar Le Gayi Aur Boli.

Biwi: “Seth Ji, Ye Mall Apna Hai”

Seth Ka Muh Khula Ka Khula Rah Gaya.

Biwi Fir Use Ek Bahut Bade Aalishan Bangle Mein Le Gayi Aur Boli

Biwi: “Seth Ji Ye Bangla Bhi Apna Hi Hai”

Seth To Behosh Hone Wali Halat Mein Pahunch Gaya.

Biwi Fir Use Ek Colony Mein Le Gayi Jaha Abhi Makan Ban Rahe The

Biwi: “Seth Ji, Ye Colony Bhi Apni Hi Hai”

Ab Seth Ko Heart Attack Hone Ko Hua, Aur Usne Biwi Se Puchha

Seth: “Golu Ki Maa, Ye Sab Kaise Hamara Hai, Mujhe To Kuch Bhi Samaj Mein Nahi Aa Raha?”

Biwi: “Seth Ji, Yad Karo Hum Jab Bhi Sex Karte The To Ap Har Sex Ke Bad Khush Hoke Mujhe 5000 Rupaye Dete The”

Seth: “To?”

Biwi: “Main Vo Paise Jodti Rahi Aur Ye Sab Bana Liya”

Seth Ne Ye Suna Aur Rone Lag Gaya

Biwi Ne Hairani Hote Hue Pucha: “Seth Ji, Kya Hua Aap Ek Dum Se Rone Kyu Lag Gaye”

Seth: “Golu Ki Maa, Ro Isliye Raha Hun Ki, Kash Mene Pichle 30 Saal Mein Sirf Tumhare Sath Hi Sex Kiya Hota To Aaj Ye Puri Road Aur Uske As Pas Bana Sab Hamara Hota“

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